gardenburger:
obesitycore:
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and its this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
this is actually why ive been reduced to a quivering lump of nothingness that just stays in bed all day
(via captain-jack-barakat)
brother-touching-wincest:
On Supernatural, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “I can’t do this without you” which roughly translates to “If you die, I’m coming with you” and I think that I’m crying help me.
(via theironangel)
CASTIEL: Why take my grace? Why not yours?
METATRON: It had to be your grace, Castiel. The first trial was to kill a Nephilim, the result of the love between a human and an angel. The second trial was to fetch cupid's bow, an angel with the power to make two humans fall in love. So, you understand why it had to be your grace to sacrifice for the third trial.
CASTIEL: I'm not sure I do understand.
METATRON: The third trial, Castiel. 'An angel who can love a human above all else is to sacrifice his grace.'
damngruchy:
supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

(via captain-jack-barakat)
jerkofanassbutt:
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
Dean Winchester.
You’re looking for Dean Winchester

(via captain-jack-barakat)
themeghanchakra:
justxlosersxlikexme:
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
NON ONO IMAGINE THOUGH. AN ANGEL ALL BEAT UP AND DEPRESSED SEES A REDBULL COMMERCIAL AND HEARS “REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS” AND GOES AND BUYS A WHOLE FUCKING PACK OF REDBULL AND DRINKS ALL OF THEM AND IS JUST CONFUSED AND REALLY HYPER AS THEY WAIT FOR THEIR WINGS TO RETURN JUST IMAGINE
(via captain-jack-barakat)